Tweak

SAY EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND & DON’T CHANGE IT.

1. You & your ex – Really?
2. What are you listening to – “I Hate My Life” by Theory of a Deadman
3. Maybe I should – Go to bed.
4. I love – My Maine Coon.
5. I don’t understand – My family.
6. I have lost my respect for – So many people.
7. I last ate – Salad.

IS YOUR/ARE YOU:
1. Is your hair wet? – Yes.
2. Is your cell phone right by you? – Yes.
3. Do you miss someone? – Yes.
4. Are you wearing chap stick? – No.
5. Are you tired? - Always.
6. Are you wearing pajamas? - Standard Guy-Issue… Boxers.
7. Are you mad? – No.
8. Are you upset? - Inevitably.

HAVE YOU:
1. Recently done anything you regret? – Probably, though too tired to think of specifics.
2. Recently gotten in a fight? – Yes. My mother, need I say more?
3. Ever kicked someone? – In my life? I’m a martial arts guy. Do the math.
4. Ever tripped over your own feet? – Totally tripped on the stairs today. Yep.

TODAY HAVE YOU:
1. Have you cursed? – Again, I tripped on the stairs today. Yep.
2. Have you gotten mad at someone? – Yes. My mother, need I say more?

Ever wonder if you’re someone’s everything? – No.

Last song played more then three times? – “Heaven (Little By Little)” by Theory of a Deadman

Last person to fall asleep with? – Mainey. (a.k.a Anna Belle)

Tie yourself to someone for a day, who is it? – Dr. House, because he’s just as certifiable as I am.

Last time you were really happy? – When I was back in Colorado in my mountains.

Ever skip class? – Yes.

When do you want to die? – When I have seen all there is to see.

Marriage? – Absolutely not.

Did you take a nap today? – No.

Who got mad at you last? – Most likely mother, but could be one of a plethora of individuals.

Last car you were in? – My 2000 Town & Country.

Last person to call you beautiful? – Oh please.

Where’s your parents right now? – Sleeping.

Could you use some sleep right now? – Obviously, it’s biologically necessary.

Who’d you have lunch with? – Me, myself and I.

Do you like to cuddle? - With Mainey.

Are you ticklish? – No.

Has anyone seen you kiss the last person you kissed? – No.

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? – Opening night of the last opera I assistant directed.

Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love? – Yes.

What’s on your bedroom floor? – Furniture.

How many piercings do you have? – Used to have my left cartilage pierced.

What does the first text message in your inbox say? – I make a habit of erasing my inbox on a frequent basis because it fills up quickly. Currently, it is empty.

Are you a jealous person? – No.

Any plans for tomorrow? – Making phone calls to rearrange some appointments, follow-up phone calls on some job leads.

Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? – It’s weather-dependent.

If your best friend liked your ex, what would you do? – Their romantic business is their own, and not mine.

Have you held hands with anybody in the past week? – No.

Do you want any tattoos? – Yes.

When is the last time you were in a photo-booth taking pictures with friends? – Do not recall.

What’s the last thing you laughed at? – Facebook Album: “Oh, Hilarity”

Which of your friends is the easiest to talk to? – They do not need to be named.

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? – Not relevant for the purposes of this survey.

What was the first thing you thought this morning? – “Mainey… can you close the window so I don’t have to?”

What color are your eyes? - Brown.

Who do you hate currently? – Does it matter?

Do you get the recommended eight hours of sleep a night? – No.